I have done many things in my life. Many many things. Some of these things were good. And others have been sealed by the court. But I haven’t done the following things:
Spot welded a man, woman or child to a lampostRewritten the European constitution Made your brown eyes blue Took over a medium sized South American country Told my grandchildren tales of my derring-do during the War of the Roses Provided the voices for a now defunct children’s cartoon Built a house on an indian burial ground Sold pieces of the True Cross to blind Catholics Sung the blues Used corpses for my artistic research. Or fun
So, all in all, I’m not such a bad guy.
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There is nothing wrong with selling crosses to blind catholics…
Didn’t say there was anything wrong with it, just that I haven’t done it
Just wait until the next LWE, I bet we can get you drunk enough to sing the blues at a kareoke place!
I would have to be extraordinarily drunk to sing in public. And you’d have to be extraordinarily drunk to listen to me sing in public.