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Short Thoughts on Easter Monday

  • I am not smarter than a 10 year old.  On the other hand, I can quite easily beat one in a fight and I can get served in pubs.  So who wins now, eh?
  • Google may be far more evil than Microsoft and Apple put together.  But they have convinced us otherwise.  Which doubles their evil.
  • Our politicians do, indeed, think we are stupid.  Unfortunately we prove them right every election day.
  • My tolerance for noise seems to decrease every year.  By the time I am 60 I won’t be happy unless I am living in one of those sensory deprivation things.
  • In just under 5 weeks I am getting married.  And then am having 4 weeks off work to recove.. I mean enjoy my honeymoon.
    • The spammers are going to love the fact that I am off – comments may get disabled for that period….
  • I have so many ideas for great novels.  if only I had the time, skill, knowledge and patience to do something about it.
  • Britain needs more public holidays.  Or at least, better spaced out holidays.
  • Every year is the year of the apocalypse.  Why can’t they get it right?  Who do I complain to and can I get a refund?
  • I have too many scruples.  This means I can’t get rich by fleecing the public.  I need a scruplectomy.
  • The traditional British spring weather is rainy.  Unfortunately, so is the traditional British summer, autumn and winter weather.

I hope these thoughts give you as much pleasure as they do me.

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22 Comments

  1. devin says:

    Congratulations on getting married Ray! :-)

  2. Congratulations on getting married! That is such an exciting moment in anyone's life, Best wishes and good luck to you!

  3. You've only now realised that google is the most evil company ever? I mean the own almost anything, soon they'll have personal data of every person on the planet.

    • Katy D says:

      You think they don't ALREADY have personal data on every person? Unless you never the use the internet, have cookies turned off, or just very careful about what details you put into Google (and several other) services, most likely they already have plenty of information on you. I don't mean to sound paranoid, but welcome to the internet :)

  4. That's why this blog is not updated because you just get married! Congratz!

  5. cheeky bingo says:

    Agreed! G is taking over, and making a killing off it too….

  6. Those pesky 10 year olds… They look so innocent and funny but they're actualy evil. They'll never waste a chance to point out that they're better than you in any way and if you try to use violence to your adventage suddenly it's you who is a "heartless monster",

  7. Sunbourne says:

    Nice thoughts! Keep posting such thoughts in the future.

  8. interier says:

    Hope we're all wrong about Google being the next Skynet/Matrix/truman show thing. Maybe if we take the Secret seriously and think hard about Google being good, it will really be nice to us. Just kidding.